ari and i are reading the comments on a michelle phan and its literally abstract poetry
"We might not be able to be crew mates when we become pirates, but we’ll be able to tie our bonds together as brothers! No matter what we do or where we are, these bonds will never break! And so, from this day forward, we are brothers!"
this is a compilation video of dogs that are too scared to walk past a cat
Itches so good! (Ugly Christmas Sweaters)
Because tis the season! Check out my DA for the non-gif version (aka high res pic)!
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
They’ll probably let me home for the weekend again I’m a whiny little hoe you better have a fucking skype by then
Old Yeller except with doge
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
"confetti cannon accident"
That’s it. That’s the manga.
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft